Nigger Jokes
What’s the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns white and quits stinking.
2.
What’s the difference between a jew and a pizza?
A pizza doesn’t scream in the oven.
3.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn’t sing when you put chains on it.
4.
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Niggers.
5.
Why don’t sharks eat niggers?
They think it’s whale shit.
6.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
7.
How come there aren’t any illegals on Star Trek?
They don’t work in the future, either.
8.
Why do niggers cry during sex?
The Mace.
9.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
10.
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
Cut the rope.
11.
What did the Alabama sheriff call the nigger who had been shot 15 times?
12.
Worst case of suicide he had ever seen.
13.
What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger?
Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
14.
Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
15.
What do you get when you cross a nigger and an illegal?
Someone too lazy to steal.
16.
Why don’t niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.
17.
What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.
18.
What’s a nigger’s idea of foreplay?
“Don’t scream or I’ll cut you, bitch.”
19.
Why do illegals drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.
20.
What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.
21.
Why don’t nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.
22.
What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.
23.
Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.
24.
How do you babysit a nigger?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.
25.
How do you get him down?
Teach him to say “Motherfucker.”
26.
How else do you babysit a nigger?
Put Velcro on the ceiling and tell him to jump.
27.
How do you get him down?
Invite the illegals over, blindfold them and tell them it’s a piñata party.
28.
Why do jews have big noses?
Air is free.
29.
What is a nigger on a bike?
Thief.
30.
What’s long and black and smells like shit?
The welfare line.
31.
What do you call 50 niggers at the bottom of the ocean?
Good start.
32.
What is the worst 3 years of a nigger’s life?
First grade.
33.
How was break dancing invented?
Niggers trying to steal hubcaps from moving cars.
34.
Why do niggers keep chickens in their back yards?
To teach their kids how to walk.
35.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not niggers?
You ever try to take a rib from a nigger?
36.
What is a nigger?
Proof that skunks fuck monkeys.
37.
What’s the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
38.
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk?
“I set WHO free?”
39.
Why are chimps always frowning?
They know in a million years they are going to turn into niggers.
40.
Why is interrogating an illegal like a pool ball?
The harder you hit it the more English you get.
41.
How many jews can you fit in a Volkswagen?
All of them if you put them in the ashtray.
